For the Boob Job Look
A company catering to those who think it is attractive to look like you have had melons glued to your chest has come out with bras that simulate the look of breast implants. The priceless line from their website is: "Built-in sculpted graduated cups are designed to create a natural cosmetically enhanced look." Who knew that it was possible to have something look natural and artificial at the same time?
If you're interested in having fake fake-looking boobs, consider Evolution by Margarita. Before you spend the money on the bra, visit Awful Plastic Surgery to decide if you really want to look like Tara Reid.
(This blog isn't intended for rantings, but sometimes I just can't resist.)
posted by Kerrie @ 6/15/2005 09:08:00 PM
2 Comments
2 Comments:
If this bra becomes the next big thing (pun intended), this will prove the suspicion that I have held all along about the general public, which is that they are all a bunch of total boobs (pun intended). Who the flip would go for this? Even people who spend thousands to get fake boobies try desperately to make them look not fake. And now this company wants us to believe that fake-looking boobs are the hot thing? You know what? I cannot even tell you how many boobs are going to buy these bras. I wonder how many times I can use the word "boob" (and its variations) in one blog comment. Boob.
What's more amazing (unbelievable) is that they come in 36A-D and 38C-D. Can you imagine having 38Ds and wanting something that makes you look as though you got implants? I cannot. For numerous reasons.
~Shahv
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